A Tip

Here's a free tip from me to you. If you're ever sitting near your desk at work with your legs crossed, and you decide that you need to grab hold of the desk and forcefully roll yourself closer to your computer, it would probably be a good idea to uncross your legs first. Because if you don't, you just may end up striking your knee so hard against the edge of the desk that you are forced to reenact the Peter Griffin knee hold for a full five minutes.

And there it is. Your free tip of the day.